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PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 8:56 pm 

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ex-boss topped up the oil in her XR3i by pouring it down the dipstick hole.
I got to clean the mess up.

Garry.


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I found it very funny, and not only am I a girl, I'm blond(ish).

As far as I'm concerned some people are just plain stoopid!!

Actually, I thought it was going to be a rude joke.........oh well.


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 27, 2009 7:37 am 

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Many years ago while working in a petrol station I heard a gent ask for a litre of oil, several minuits he returned for anothe litre of oil. Well several minuits later he again returned but this time bought a gallon of oil. Now I am thinking what sort of car he has got to take that much oil , as I was sitting in the office doing paperwork I did not see him and had to go and have a look (as you do) and could not believe that sht car was a Mk 2 Ford Escort. I go outside to speak to him to enquire about the quantity he has put in the car. When I checkrd the dip stick I notice that the dip stick was only going in half way as the link tube was kinked and made of rubber. After straightening the tube I noted that he had way too much oil. I advised him to remove some of the oil but he declined. He gao inthe car and drove of in clouds of smoke and several hundred yards later bang, engine expired.
The gents profession was a Driving Instructor!


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I am sorry to dissapoint you Mrs FK.




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