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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 12:02 pm 

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I saw this on another site and pi**ed myself.

A few days ago I was having some work done at my buddy`s garage. A hot blonde comes in and asked for a 710. We all looked at each other and I asked, "What is a 710?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.." She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but the piece had always been there.

My buddy gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

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Please don't mock the aflicked. :) :) :) :) :) :)

Got to be an ESSEX GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!


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Good one !!


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Was that 'chanel 710' or '710 of ulay' :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: :mrgreen: :lol: :mrgreen:

So glad I married a brunette!!! :mrgreen:

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this is blondist.

one of those urban myths i think.


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lmao, when wife come's back from london later, i'll show her that and see what she make's off it!!! i do like that bloody good one


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novocaine wrote:
this is blondist.

one of those urban myths i think.


When I was at school i worked weekends cleaning cars for a Fiat dealership.

I was stood outside one day on a break and a lady was in the petrol station with the bonnet up, after a while she started looking confused and wandering round..

Myself and one the mechanics went over to see if we could help, and asked what was wrong..

" My fuel guage said empty, yet it has only taken 6 litres of petrol before it was full " she said,

Neither of us could understand it so asked why she had the bonnet up..

Yep, you may have guessed...

She put the petrol in the oil filler.

she had filled the engine with petrol, right to the top.. her dad had given her the car that morning as a present, so she had just taken it to fuel it up..

And yes, she was blonde :lol:


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she had filled the engine with petrol, right to the top.. her dad had given her the car that morning as a present, so she had just taken


Incredible,I never thought anyone could be that unknowledgable!!!!


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